Eridan and Wikipedia

"Whatcha doin', Eridan~?" Feferi asked, leaning over Eridan's shoulder and watching him use his computer.

"Oh, hey Fef." Eridan said, not moving his gaze from the computer. "I found this human wwebsite that's called Wwikipedia. It has different articles on different things, so I decided to get an account an' make some articles."

"That sounds neat, Eridan!" Feferi exclaimed, smiling and leaning closer to the screen. "What are you doing now?"

"I'm going to make another article." Eridan said simply.

Feferi frowned, disappointed that Eridan wasn't doing anything interesting, before standing upright and striding over to Aradia, hoping her friend was doing something cooler than Eridan.

Eridan clicked the author an article button and smiled devilishly as he decided on the topic of the article.

He entered the title of the article, his smile growing into a grin.

"Sollux Captor
Sollux Captor is a troll. A vvery sexy troll. He has mustard blood and one red eye and one blue eye. He nevver dresses to match and usually wwears a shirt with the Gemini sign of the zodiac on it. Though sometimes he doesn't wwear a shirt. Those are good days. He has feelings, wwhether kismesitude or matespritship, towwards Eridan Ampora. Other than that he is simply alivve to bring sex to the wworld."

Eridan began to wonder if it was too far-fetched, but he thought it was an accurate representation for Sollux, so he continued.

"Appearance
Sollux has fluffy black hair an pretty eyes that aren't like typical troll eyes. They don't evven havve any yelloww in them! They're just pure red and blue. An sometimes he does this wweird thing with em that explodes things. It's the mind honey. That's wwhat it is."

Eridan grinned as he came upon the submission for the picture for the article. He searched through his hard drive for his best picture of Sollux- probably one of the only ones of him smiling. Eridan was practically squealing out of happiness, which was getting him strange looks from Vriska, who was only a couple feet away.

Vriska finally got up and walked over to see what Eridan was so happy about. "Fishface, what's the matter with you?"

"Vvris! It's so amazin'!"

Vriska raised her eyebrows. "What's amazing?"

Eridan pointed happily to the newly born Wikipedia article.

Vriska leaned in to read it. "Oh. Oh my gog. This is just. Oh gog." Vriska started laughing loudly, making all of the trolls look at her. She finally quieted and then went to her computer, making sure she had memorized the url to the article.

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] at 3:45

AG: Sollux you have to see this.

TA: 2ee what

AG: wikipedia.org/Sollux_Captor

TA: what

TA: what ii2 thii2

AG: It's a human website.

AG: I caught Eridan making it.

TA: eriidan made thii2?!

AG: Mnhm.

TA: what ii2 iit

AG: Click the link and shut up.

TA: 2hee2h fiine

AG: Hehehehehe. :::; )

"ERIDAN WHAT THE THIT ITH THITH?!"

Everyone's eyes was drawn to Sollux, who was now standing up and walking angrily towards Eridan. "ERIDAN AMPORA WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!"

Eridan looked up at Sollux as the troll stopped in front of him. "S-Sol?"

Sollux leaned down over Eridan and stared into the troll's purple eyes. "What. Ith. That. Article."

Eridan's eyes went wide before he looked over at a giggling Vriska.

"I mean, theriouthly, Eridan?" Sollux asked, hands on his hips. "Are you theriouth? How can you write an article about me that ithn't even true?!"

"Oh come on Sol, you knoww you have feelin's for me!" Eridan pleaded, putting on his classic sad face. But Sollux wasn't falling for it.

"If anything you're the one with the cruthh on me!" Sollux pointed out, his eyebrows furrowed. "And what ith with the overuthe of the word thexy? I mean, theriouthly Eridan! That'th jutht creepy."

"Wwhy is it creepy? It's true!" Eridan countered.

"Why are you tho attracted to me? I mean, I would be flattered, but from you? No. Jutht thop."

"But I lovve you Sol!"

"No you don't- Mpf!"

"Oh my gog." Vriska said, busting out laughing so hard she fell out of her chair. "He- he- he- HE- HE SERIOUSLY JUST KISSED HIM!" Vriska yelled from the floor, still laughing.

Vriska stopped laughing and sat up just in time to see Sollux slap Eridan. Then she threw herself into a fit of laughing again.

"Vriska seriously shut up." Kanaya said irritatedly, looking down at the girl.

Eridan rubbed his cheek as Sollux stalked back to his chair, wiping his mouth fervently.